Zurg's Psychic Hotline

[Buzz Lightyear]

((Buzz Lightyear of Star Command is a trademark of Pixar and Disney.))
~Adapted a little shot film at www.atomfilms.com called Darth
Vader Psychic Hotline into a Emperor Zurg thing. I was just in a
funny mood.~
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Zurg's Psychic Hotline
~What would it be like if you could call up Zurg and ask for his
advice~
Are you troubled and don't know what to do? Do you often wonder if
you've made the right choice? Do you need help? Then call right now 1-
800-555-ZURG.
Here are some satisfied customers.
Zurg: Hello, caller. I'm sensing that you are dissatisfied with your
job, there is a lot of conflict going on inside you, you have a lot
of anger.
Caller from Planet Z: Yes how did you know?
Zurg: This is a psychic hotline you dip-stick! I know everything!
Caller from Planet Z: Oh yeah that's right. So what do you suggest?
Zurg: I suggest you give into your anger and turn to the dark side! I
have an opening for a new henchmen, when can I expect you?
~~~
Caller from Planet Z: Zurg helped me make the right decision, it
changed my life around. I used to be unhappy with my career choice as
a Space Ranger but now I'm making huge profits and having a lot more
fun on the dark side.
~~~
That was just one of the many satisfied customers who have called the
Zurg Psychic Hotline, if you're not convinced listen to some more.
~~~
Zurg: Hello! Ahh I sense that you are upset with a parent maybe, a
family member at the very least.
Caller from Star Command: Wow yeah! That's exactly right I am mad at
my Father!
Zurg: He disapproves of something perhaps?
Caller from Star Command: Yeah, see I'm a Space Ranger and my Father
says it's beneath us to join such an organization. UGH!!He is the
most egotistic self centered arrogant man to ever walk Tangea! Say's
my place is as Princess in the Palace.
Zurg: Overthrow him.
Caller from Star Command: What?
Zurg: The only way to get what you want is to overthrow your Father
from his position as King. Put yourself as the new ruler and nobody
will be able to question your authority ever again. It worked for me.
Caller from Star Command: What!? I can't do that he's my Father! Sure
we've had our fights but still...I'm out of here. *Click*
~~~
Caller from Star Command: Thanks to Zurg me and my Father have become
much closer. He made me realize that even though my Father doesn't
approve of my choices we are still family and I shouldn't overthrow
him. Thanks Zurg!
~~~
Zurg: Hello! Ahh I sense that you are searching for someone.
Caller from Star Command: Yes, yes I am.
Zurg: A family member, your Father I'm guessing.
Caller from Star Command: Yes Yes that's it! I don't know who he is!
I wish I knew.
Zurg: I have something to tell you.......caller, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Caller from Star Command:
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~
Caller from Star Command: Well I asked and I got the answer. We're
trying to work around the evil thing though.
~~~
Zurg: If you still don't believe then call now for a free session.
The first few minuets are free. What are you waiting for I said pick
of the blasted phone!! Operators are standing by. I SAID NOW WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR!!!?? THE POLAR ICE CAPS OF ZENWAY NINE TO
MELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the end

From the days I had free time .