Post by Buzz Lightyear on Nov 29, 2003 2:27:51 GMT -5
OK well I know this is stupid but that what happens when I was home
all weekend and couldnt go no where because I had minor surgery on my
foot along with a little flu so I had like 3 different medicines and
bored out of my mind at he same time. Enjoy!The Ranger and Danger
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((Buzz Lightyear of Star Command is a trademark of Pixar and Disney))
*This is what happens when Dr. Suess and Buzz Lightyear are combined*
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Off in distant space there is danger to face. All have tried their
best, but one Ranger stands apart from the rest
His name is Buzz Lightyear, so brash and bold. He brings justice, a
thing to behold.
"I will triumph and never fail, Star command will always prevail,"
Buzz stopped with a confused look on his face, "Umm excuse me. Why am
I rhyming?"
"It's something new, just follow the script," the director said.
"OK, if you say so," Buzz shrugged and went on.
"Zurg may try, and try again, but I will win in the end."
On Planet Z lives the Emperor, you should be wise to watch out for
his temper.
Zurg tried to rule sixty three times more, but he has fail and now he
ties for sixty four.
"Stop this idiotic rhyming at once!" Zurg bellowed.
"But Zurg it's what all the great books are doing now a days," the
director said.
"I don't care! It's annoying! What do I look like the Grinch?" Zurg
stopped , " Don't you dare answer that!"
"Just follow your lines I promise this will go quickly," the director
was getting tired of his story being interrupted.
"You had better hope so," Zurg went on.
Zurg sighed, "Buzz Lightyear has stopped me sixty four, but after
today he will be no more."
Out in the coldness of space, you had better wear a helmet to protect
your face. The stars stretch far and wide, leaving no place for evil
to hide.
The battle field was set, it was time for Zurg to pay his debt.
"Wait!" I don't owe any money!" Zurg complained
"Listen it's the only thing that rhymed with 'set' that was good,"
the director was getting agitated, "Now just read your stinking
lines!!"
"Hey! Don't take that tone with me!" Zurg snapped back, "I am the
Evil Emperor Zurg!"
"Just read it."
"Fine fine," Zurg sighed, "Today evil will rise above all! Today is
the day in witch Buzz Lightyear will fall."
"Ha, I laugh at you! You're nothing compared to good Zurg, but a
pathetic fool."
They fought and fought, and on they went, both were tuff and
couldn't be easily bent. But in the end Zurg is the one to bend. With
one mighty blast from his laser ray, Buzz Lightyear has saved the day.
"Zurg, the side of Good can never be stopped, because evil never
wins, good is coming out on top."
Zurg stood up, "Gosh I hate this Rhyme, Curse you Buzz Lightyear!
I'll get you next time!"
And with the promise of victory Lightyear too flight, he headed back
to Star Command to fight for all that is right.
"Is it over with now?" Zurg asked.
"Yes Emperor, you can go home now," the director gave him permission
to talk normally now.
"Good! Not only was that annoying but that was absolutely the most
idiotic and embarrassing thing I have ever done! Even worse then
reading that stupid Pixie happy happy story! And how come good always
wins? Well I tell you what next time I agree to something like this
Evil is going to be the victor, you hear that Lightyear!!!!! EVIL
RULES!! Muwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!"
The End
Again done last year.
all weekend and couldnt go no where because I had minor surgery on my
foot along with a little flu so I had like 3 different medicines and
bored out of my mind at he same time. Enjoy!The Ranger and Danger
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----------
((Buzz Lightyear of Star Command is a trademark of Pixar and Disney))
*This is what happens when Dr. Suess and Buzz Lightyear are combined*
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----------
Off in distant space there is danger to face. All have tried their
best, but one Ranger stands apart from the rest
His name is Buzz Lightyear, so brash and bold. He brings justice, a
thing to behold.
"I will triumph and never fail, Star command will always prevail,"
Buzz stopped with a confused look on his face, "Umm excuse me. Why am
I rhyming?"
"It's something new, just follow the script," the director said.
"OK, if you say so," Buzz shrugged and went on.
"Zurg may try, and try again, but I will win in the end."
On Planet Z lives the Emperor, you should be wise to watch out for
his temper.
Zurg tried to rule sixty three times more, but he has fail and now he
ties for sixty four.
"Stop this idiotic rhyming at once!" Zurg bellowed.
"But Zurg it's what all the great books are doing now a days," the
director said.
"I don't care! It's annoying! What do I look like the Grinch?" Zurg
stopped , " Don't you dare answer that!"
"Just follow your lines I promise this will go quickly," the director
was getting tired of his story being interrupted.
"You had better hope so," Zurg went on.
Zurg sighed, "Buzz Lightyear has stopped me sixty four, but after
today he will be no more."
Out in the coldness of space, you had better wear a helmet to protect
your face. The stars stretch far and wide, leaving no place for evil
to hide.
The battle field was set, it was time for Zurg to pay his debt.
"Wait!" I don't owe any money!" Zurg complained
"Listen it's the only thing that rhymed with 'set' that was good,"
the director was getting agitated, "Now just read your stinking
lines!!"
"Hey! Don't take that tone with me!" Zurg snapped back, "I am the
Evil Emperor Zurg!"
"Just read it."
"Fine fine," Zurg sighed, "Today evil will rise above all! Today is
the day in witch Buzz Lightyear will fall."
"Ha, I laugh at you! You're nothing compared to good Zurg, but a
pathetic fool."
They fought and fought, and on they went, both were tuff and
couldn't be easily bent. But in the end Zurg is the one to bend. With
one mighty blast from his laser ray, Buzz Lightyear has saved the day.
"Zurg, the side of Good can never be stopped, because evil never
wins, good is coming out on top."
Zurg stood up, "Gosh I hate this Rhyme, Curse you Buzz Lightyear!
I'll get you next time!"
And with the promise of victory Lightyear too flight, he headed back
to Star Command to fight for all that is right.
"Is it over with now?" Zurg asked.
"Yes Emperor, you can go home now," the director gave him permission
to talk normally now.
"Good! Not only was that annoying but that was absolutely the most
idiotic and embarrassing thing I have ever done! Even worse then
reading that stupid Pixie happy happy story! And how come good always
wins? Well I tell you what next time I agree to something like this
Evil is going to be the victor, you hear that Lightyear!!!!! EVIL
RULES!! Muwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!"
The End
Again done last year.